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:root{--ink:#1b1b1b;--paper:#f6f1e7;--red:#b3141b;--rule:#1b1b1b;--muted:#5b5348}
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.masthead{max-width:1180px;margin:0 auto;padding:1rem 1.5rem 0;text-align:center;border-bottom:4px double var(--rule)}
.topline{display:flex;justify-content:space-between;font-size:.8rem;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;color:var(--muted);border-bottom:1px solid var(--rule);padding-bottom:.4rem}
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.tagline{font-style:italic;margin:.1rem 0 .8rem;color:var(--muted)}
nav{display:flex;justify-content:center;gap:2rem;border-top:1px solid var(--rule);padding:.5rem 0}
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.ticker{max-width:1180px;margin:0 auto;padding:.5rem 1.5rem;font-size:.85rem;border-bottom:1px solid var(--rule);white-space:nowrap;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis}
.ticker strong{color:var(--red);text-transform:uppercase}
main{max-width:1180px;margin:0 auto;padding:1rem 1.5rem 2rem}
.lead{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1.6fr 1fr;gap:2rem;border-bottom:3px solid var(--rule);padding-bottom:1.5rem}
.lead-story h3{font-size:2.3rem;line-height:1.12}.lead-story .blurb{font-size:1.15rem}
.lead-story .blurb::first-letter{float:left;font:900 3.6rem/.8 'Playfair Display',serif;padding:.3rem .4rem 0 0;color:var(--red)}
.seconds{border-left:1px solid var(--rule);padding-left:1.5rem;display:flex;flex-direction:column;gap:1rem}
.seconds .story{border-bottom:1px solid #c9bfae;padding-bottom:1rem}.seconds .story:last-child{border:0}
.section h2{font-family:'Playfair Display',serif;font-size:1.6rem;margin:1.6rem 0 .8rem;border-bottom:2px solid var(--rule);padding-bottom:.2rem}
.grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fill,minmax(300px,1fr));gap:1.5rem}
.grid .story{border-top:1px solid #c9bfae;padding-top:.6rem}
.story h3{font-family:'Playfair Display',serif;font-weight:700;font-size:1.3rem;line-height:1.2;margin:.2rem 0 .5rem}
.kicker{font:700 .72rem system-ui,sans-serif;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.12em;color:var(--red)}
.blurb{margin:0 0 .5rem}
.source{font-size:.8rem;color:var(--muted);margin:0;border-left:3px solid var(--red);padding-left:.5rem}
.source a{color:var(--muted)}.source a:hover{color:var(--red)}
footer{border-top:4px double var(--rule);max-width:1180px;margin:0 auto;padding:1rem 1.5rem 2rem;font-size:.85rem;color:var(--muted)}
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.vh{position:absolute!important;width:1px;height:1px;overflow:hidden;clip:rect(0 0 0 0);white-space:nowrap}
.skip{position:absolute;left:-999px;top:0;background:var(--ink);color:#fff;padding:.5rem .8rem;z-index:9}.skip:focus{left:.5rem}
.satire-banner a{color:#fff}
.article{max-width:760px}
.crumbs{font:600 .8rem system-ui,sans-serif;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em}.crumbs a{color:var(--muted)}
.story.full h1{font-family:'Playfair Display',Georgia,serif;font-weight:900;font-size:clamp(1.9rem,4.5vw,2.9rem);line-height:1.12;margin:.4rem 0 1rem}
.story.full .blurb{font-size:1.2rem}
.story.full .blurb::first-letter{float:left;font:900 3.6rem/.8 'Playfair Display',serif;padding:.3rem .4rem 0 0;color:var(--red)}
.facts{border-top:3px double var(--rule);border-bottom:1px solid var(--rule);margin:1.6rem 0;padding:.6rem 0}
.facts h2{font:700 .8rem system-ui,sans-serif;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.12em;color:var(--red);margin:0 0 .3rem}
.facts blockquote{margin:.4rem 0;font-family:'Playfair Display',Georgia,serif;font-size:1.25rem}.facts blockquote a{color:var(--ink)}
.small{font-size:.85rem;color:var(--muted)}
.pager{display:flex;justify-content:space-between;border:0;padding:.6rem 0;gap:0}.pager a{color:var(--red)}
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.more li{margin:.35rem 0}.more a{color:var(--ink)}
.sech{font-family:'Playfair Display',Georgia,serif;font-size:2.2rem;margin:1rem 0 .2rem;border-bottom:2px solid var(--rule)}
.secblurb{font-style:italic;color:var(--muted);margin:.2rem 0 1rem}
.about h1{font-family:'Playfair Display',Georgia,serif;font-size:2.4rem}
footer a{color:inherit}