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Michigan Democrat Endorses Republican In Bold Attempt To Make American Politics Even Less Comprehensible To Outsiders

Haley Stevens, having lost her party's Senate nomination, has endorsed the man from the other party, days before the vote, on the well-established principle that if one cannot win, one can at least ensure nobody enjoys it. Senate Democratic leader Chuck Schumer called it 'a despicable betrayal', unusually strong language from a party more used to aiming it at itself. Republicans welcomed the endorsement with the cautious delight of people finding a tenner in someone else's coat.

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