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Scotland Notes With Interest That Everyone Else Has Now Arrived At The Opinion It Held In 2016

Rachel Reeves's sudden enthusiasm for the European Union has prompted questions about what it means for Scotland, which voted 62% to remain and has been politely saying so ever since. The nation is now experiencing the specific weariness of someone who suggested a restaurant years ago, was overruled, and is now being told about it as a new idea. The debate can be expected to continue for another decade, at no great pace.

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