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Man Who Walked 31,000 Miles Arrives At Humber Bridge To Discover Hull Still At The End Of It

Adventurer Karl Bushby, nearing the finish of a walk that began in 1998, said he was 'overwhelmed' by the welcome at the Humber Bridge, which may be the most anyone has looked forward to reaching Hull in years. He is expected to complete the journey on Monday, roughly the time it takes a Northern rail service to travel the same distance. What he does next is unclear, though nobody would blame him for getting the bus.

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