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World's Most Sophisticated Financial System Outwitted By Country With Barely Any Internet

Blockchain analysts have linked the Binance heist 'with high confidence' to the Lazarus Group, a North Korean unit from one of the poorest nations on earth, where internet access is severely restricted. Crypto, which was invented to free money from the clutches of governments, appears to have succeeded in delivering it to one. Pyongyang has long denied relying on cybercrime, and the industry has long denied relying on laptops.

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