UKAdventurer Karl Bushby, nearing the finish of a walk that began in 1998, said he was 'overwhelmed' by the welcome at the Humber Bridge, which may be the most anyone has looked forward to reaching Hull in years. He is expected to complete the journey on Monday, roughly the time it takes a Northern rail service to travel the same distance. What he does next is unclear, though nobody would blame him for getting the bus.
Satire of a real story from BBC News: “Karl Bushby 'overwhelmed' at Humber Bridge welcome”
UKBlue Planet III has been greeted as an 'absolute corker', confirming that Sir David remains the only British institution still working exactly as intended. Critics praised its 'hopeful defiance', a quality the rest of the country sources almost entirely from his narration. Plans to put him in charge of the water companies were said to be at an early stage.
Satire of a real story from The Guardian: “Blue Planet III review – David Attenborough makes another absolute corker”
UKFlights were disrupted on Saturday evening after 'persistent' drone activity near Jersey Airport, an aviation system apparently capable of withstanding storms, fog and holidaymakers but not a man with a remote control. Authorities are investigating, using the established method of looking up. The incident suggests lessons were learned from Gatwick in 2018, and filed carefully somewhere.
Satire of a real story from Sky News: “Flights disrupted after 'persistent' drone activity near airport”