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Alaska Voters Offered Rare Choice Between Dan Sullivan And Dan Sullivan

Alaska's Senate race features the incumbent, Senator Dan Sullivan, and a retired teacher who is also called Dan Sullivan, leaving voters to study the fine print on which Dan Sullivan is which. The justice department is suing over the possibility that the wrong Sullivan, or no Sullivan at all, might win. Elsewhere, Barack Obama compared the White House renovations to a Cheesecake Factory, which the Cheesecake Factory has so far had the grace not to take personally.

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