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Green Party Warns Of Takeover By Hard Left, Having Briefly Mistaken Itself For A Party People Wanted To Join

Former co-leader Adrian Ramsay says the Greens must return to 'core values', notably the environment, after an influx of members who apparently believed the party was about something else. Some newcomers, he suggests, would be 'more at home' in the Socialist Workers Party, which will be news to the Socialist Workers Party. The party is expected to recycle the debate repeatedly until it biodegrades.

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