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Government Ready To Say Sorry For Slave Trade, Provided Sorry Turns Out To Be Free

Defence-turned-Chancellor John Healey has made clear that any apology for Britain's role in the slave trade, should one come, will be, crucially, non-refundable. The government's position appears to be that the words 'we are sorry' must never be read as 'we owe you'. The invoice is presumably lost in the post.

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