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Former Chancellor Discovers Brexit Made Country Poorer, Shortly After It Stops Being Her Job To Do Anything About It

Rachel Reeves, who spent her time at the Treasury in a government committed to staying out of the EU, has bravely announced that leaving it was a mistake, the precise moment her opinion became of no practical consequence. It is, of course, much easier to find one's principles once one has located the exit. Kemi Badenoch said she 'can't even believe we are reopening' the debate, a sentiment shared by anyone who lived through it the first time.

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